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Rich lady needs to buy a clue

Carly Fiorina is one of John McCain’s top surrogates and by some backasswards logic a potential running mate, simply by virtue of 1) being a woman, so they can continue to pretend that Hillary Clinton’s voters will support him, 2) being rich, which is why she’s a Republican and 3) not being on the nearly [...]

Never thought I’d see the day…

Rush Limbaugh’s nefarious plan to defeat Barack Obama is apparently…raise money for him.
Limbaugh also called on his listeners to enter themselves into the Obama campaign’s lottery of donors who will be chosen to meet Obama backstage before his nomination acceptance speech at INVESCO Field at Mile High in Denver.
Since you have to give Obama [...]

While we’re being honest…

General Wesley Clark will catch a lot of flack for his appearance on Face the Nation, Sunday, and likely killed whatever slim vice presidential chance he had, by saying this:

Said Clark: “I don’t think getting in a fighter plane and getting shot down is a qualification to become president.”
It’s no fun being the guy [...]

Unity, better than Hillary and Barack

Look at who’s working together to defend their loveless, sham marriages: Larry Craig and David Vitter.

Two United States Senators implicated in extramarital sexual activity have named themselves as co-sponsors of S. J. RES. 43, dubbed the Marriage Protection Amendment. If ratified, the bill would amend the United States Constitution to state that marriage “shall [...]

What’s important

The ultimate fantasy of any leader spurned is for those who rejected him to someday realize how right he was, and having been the recipient of such a colossal rejection and public shaming, I can only imagine that this is the thought that haunts Donald Rumsfeld every night as he lays in bed, and greets [...]

Homeschool bumper sticker round-up

In case you’ve never looked, there are a ton of homeschool bumper stickers on Cafe Press. And they’re hilarious. Here are the highlights:

Yeah, but Lincoln’s parents weren’t fundagelical retards who were afraid that reading Harry Potter would turn him into a lesbian.

Warning: Clip art thief on board.

Congratulations, you stumbled onto the same dog whistle word [...]

Lieberman’s a pinko bastard

So Joe Lieberman’s started red baiting now:

NAPOLITANO: Hey Sen. Lieberman, you know Barack Obama, is he a Marxist as Bill Kristol says might be the case in today’s New York Times? Is he an elitist like your colleague Hillary Clinton says he is?
LIEBERMAN: Well, you know, I must say that’s a good question.
And while Joementum [...]

Apparently the Rapture is Tuesday

Or so would suggest the ominous, unlabeled countdown clock that has replaced all the content on Mike Huckabee’s web site. With all the fundies gone, expect the mandatory abortions to begin promptly at 8:00 a.m EST Wednesday.
Unless, of course, that is Mike’s counting down to something even more exciting, like an independent presidential bid? [...]

What, no takers?

So what ambitious teens are beating down the door to be Larry Craig’s summer intern?